Ma-don'tya wish she'd fuck off.

Madonna offends me on many levels. Here is a list of the things I find most repulsive about her.

1) It looks like someone is constantly hoovering her skin.

2) She's 50 yet claims she's “spiritually 36”  


3) She steals other people's children


4) She always putting her wrinkly veiny crotch in peoples faces

5) People think she's a sex symbol yet she actually looks like this

6) She's the only person who hasn't realised her daughter has a monobrow